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Thứ Bảy, 29 tháng 10, 2011
And The Answer Is ...
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Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 5, 2011
Britain is a country whose old men are living longer and longer and in terms of longevity, are catching up with its women



According to research, life expectancy for men is rapidly catching up with women. The gap in longevity between the sexes has narrowed almost 12 months over the past decade and now stands at 4.2 years, although men in some parts of London, Lincolnshire and Kent have closed the difference by 3 times the national average.
Nick Flint, the Chief Executive of 'Club Vita', a consultancy to the pensions industry, said :
" Men are indeed catching up with women. The decline of smoking has played a big part in this, but so has the increase in gym membership, corporate heath check-ups and men's' fitness magazines. Even the advent of order cialis has been important.....the drug has encourages men to go to see their doctor. Once there, other problems can be picked up."
P.S. My 'smile/laughter tonic' for the day is entitled 'Viagra Works' :
Thứ Năm, 21 tháng 4, 2011
Nonagenerian Viagra
A 90 year old man marries a 20 year old woman, and so goes to his doctor for viagra. The doctor says, "Sorry but giving generic cialis to a 90 year old can be dangerous."
The old man begs and pleads for Viagra, and eventually the doctor gives in. He stresses though that it can only be taken under strict guidelines and only for seven days. The doctor says, "Take half a dose one day then skip the next day, then take another half-dose then skip the next day, and so on until the seventh day".
The old man does as he's instructed the following week after which his wife phones the doctor and says "He's dead!"
The doctor said, "I knew if I gave him Viagra it would kill him." The young widow said, "No, it wasn't the Viagra that killed him, it was all that damned skipping".